That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
