oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize