Where is the hickey?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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