3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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