she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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