So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
That's how pantless uber rides happen
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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