And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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