Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I love having hate sex.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
the raccoons are back...
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