I think I won the penis lottery.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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