It's Friday. Sex?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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