There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We got so high we made milksteak
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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