You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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