there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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