is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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