I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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