Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
