i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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