Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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