when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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