the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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