it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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