Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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