another moral hangover. fuck.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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