Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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