CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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