I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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