He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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