I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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