HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize