you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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