You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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