I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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