We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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