He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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