So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
