She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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