watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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