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You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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