If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize