My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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