god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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