The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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