Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I could fuck to npr.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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