Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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