She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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