Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
you inspire me to be a worse person
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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