I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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