my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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