there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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