isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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