At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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