I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
