break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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